Much like Hillary Clinton and Ron Paul, Campaign Activists can be, uh, "interesting". Ok, some are flat out weirdos. But Obama's are a special breed and are certainly smarter and less wacky, they still have their own Culture and Language. Here are some terms you may never hear spoken in the light of Day. But an Obama staffer will testify to their existence. Well Maybe. Like AFTER the Election that is.

10. Barackoderm
A converted Republican who now stands for Obama.

9. Obamatron
A term that describes some O Supporters who want to talk about nothing but Obama. They also have no sense of Humor. Ahem.

8. Breaking Baracks in the Hot Sun
When a new person is brought in to help the Campaign, they sometimes get their mettle tested by being sent to walk a, Uh, NOT nice neighborhood. Like where Zeke lives. Scary scary. If they come back, the rookie gets promoted.

7. StreetBaracker
Term to describe some people who come from "Out of State" to help. Usually on the Greyhound. Some are doing it, Zeke thinks, just to get some free food and a place to sleep. They never bring a suitcase.

6. Obamabud
Comes from Hawaii. Maui, in fact. Very fresh, brah.

5. BarackStar^TM, Energy Drink
Instead of Coffee or even Latte's, Obama Activists drink a strange fluid made up of Kool Aide, crushed Berries and "Something else". I don't wanna know...

4. Wrong Side of the Railroad Baracks
Some times Party Activists who are "Not as enthusiastic as they should be", don't get called anymore. To return to "Barackstar" Status they may have to go "Break Baracks in the Hot Sun".

3. Obamazombies
After being hung up on and yelled at on hundreds of "ID calls", some Obama Supporters become desensitized and actually try and eat the brains of the living. Scary stuff. Beware.

2. Barackitis
Sometimes people who had once been an avid supporters suddenly "find a reason" that they can't help anymore. This rare disease, is similar to Hillarytosis and Paulobia.

1. Obamormon
Yep. Believe it or not, many conservative Evangelicals and Mormons have started working for Obama. These mainly young volunteers often "leave out" their religios leanings as they feel they are "weird" for opposing their hardcore parents leanings.

And you thought all of those sexy GOP yard signs were just gonna be thrown away. Well thankfully we have a great new use for these signs: Homes for the Homeless!

The Reno Outreach Gospel Misssion is accepting the now unneeded Primary Signs and will be used in the new "Bushville" program. These "Bushville Towns" have been springing up all over the US lately as thousands of middle and lower class families that have lost their homes and jobs during the past 7 years of Republican Administration.

If you wish to turn in your GOP Yard Sign so it can be used to "House the lower classes", please take it to the Washoe County Republican HQ at 3652 S. Virginia St, Suite C8Reno, NV 89509.

Please make sure you scrape all of the caviar and cocaine off of your signs, as they will be many small children living in the thin cardboard shacks this Fall as our Country continues to "imagine" it is suffering.

God Bless you for turning your trash into something "Fan-trash-tic" for your homeless nex-neighbors!
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Could it get worse for the NV GOP? Well, yeah. Their wieners could fall off.

Sorry about that. It's the worst thing Zeke can think of. I am a Bad Man.

But with the GOP's 3rd attempt at a State Convention spinning down in flames (Just like Zeke Said So 6 weeks ago), and the Ron Paul gang suing the Party over their plan to APPOINT National Delegates, things are REALLY bad.

Oh yeah, Obama is now ahead of McCain in the Nevada Polls.

And Jill Derby outraised their SITTING Congressman, Dean "Vanilla OutKast" Heller in the 2nd Quarter.

Also Jim "Lost Puppy" Gibbon's approval ratings are approaching PI.

And Zeke is STILL posting this comedic zany picture of their weak ass candidate.

Yeah things are VERY Bad for the NV GOP. Maybe they should just stop trying completely.
They are trying, right?

Ya know, all Zeke can figure is that the GOP "Forgot" to create a plan on what to do about the Latino Vote this fall.

On one hand, we got people like Nevada Congressman Dean "My Party Sucks" Heller, who wants to use Fear of the BROWN Man to split off White Rural voters to his side by doing things like proposing "English Only" Balloting. In other words, Burn the Latino Vote to get the Redneck Vote. Great plan Deaniac. Thanks for being part of the problem.

Then we have John "De-Mavricked" McCain who is actively courting Latino voters here in Nevada by bragging up his Anti-Abortion stance and "Conservative Values". I wonder if Latino voter will figure out that "Conservative Values" include deporting anyone that calls themselves Juan, instead of John.